Half a Scene of Home Movies Fan Fiction

McGuirk: Brendan. Hey! Brendan – come over here. Do you ever feel like you’re in a rut?

Brendan: Coach, I’m eight years old. I’m just trying to play with my friends and you’re yelling at me

McGuirk: Oh. Yeah. Right…

Brendan: What’s wrong, Coach?

McGuirk: I was just kind of counting on you to have some advice for me, maybe something you overheard an adult say sometime

Brendan: I don’t know, Coach, maybe you just need to get out of your comfort zone?

McGuirk: Heh, Brendan. Brendan, if I ever find a comfort zone, if you ever see me in a zone of comfort, you’re the one who needs to get out of it. So I can have it. I want it all to myself, so you need to get as far away from my zone of comfort as you can or I can’t be responsible for what happens to you